The Apology

Hello folks (Yes, all five of you). I wish to apologize for the lack of posts here, but I am rather busy and/or lazy, and have been unable to find the time to keep up two blogs. That said, there should be an increase in stuff on this blog in future, as I have had my hours cut. Booooo.

So let's kick this off with a question to Stephanie Meyer. Yeah I went there, you knew it was gonna happen sooner or later.

Dear Stephanie: With the Twilight series at it's close, and the movies progressing nauseatingly, are you going to start a new series for me to laugh hysterically at?

I know, I know, easy target right? But really, the fact that Twilight has received the amount of attention that it has, makes me want to take up book burning, and not only that, but have you looked at the teen/young adult section at your bookstore? It looks something like this:

Vampires, vampires, vampires, cheerleaders, vampires, geeks, vampires, vampires, football players, cheerleaders, vampire cheerleaders, zombies, vampires, zombie football players, Etc.

So not only has Stephanie Meyer created a sappy necrophiliac of a monster that seems to find it's way everywhere (like on this blog for example) But she's contaminated the entire genre!

I never thought I would miss Thirty Days of Night, but Edward Cullen has caused me to do so, Edward, whose purpose in life is to make Blade no longer the lamest vampire ever.

God, where's Bela Lugosi when you need him.